Prepare to be highly moistened

By visiting my website, you have taken the first steps into discovering the wettest, dankest, most elaborately saturated content on the Wild Wild Web. It is a haven, a sanctuary to store all of my work. Games, webapps, twitter bots, videos, music, and whatever else have you. It is all here. So go on, and get moist.

How can Moist Content improve your internet experience?

Moist Content Dot Com leverages slightly-higher-than-damp resources in strategic ways to positively affect the way you use the Internet in most regions. I surveyed Internet users far and wide and tabulated the results into this highly informative graph. See below:

User Experience Survey

As you can see, the resulting changes are astronomical. Moist Content Dot Com has the highest moistening rate of any other content on the Wild Wild Web.